Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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