woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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