Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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