What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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