Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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