I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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