Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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