we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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