It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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