my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
wow bdsm is so cute
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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