He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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