You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sorry about my life...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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