I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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