Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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