Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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