Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
