im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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