Don't you send me to vm
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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