We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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