i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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