Quick, to the slutcave!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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