last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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