i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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