i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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