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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I met the friendliest cop last night
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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