The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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