This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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