Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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