Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My vagina is very pro this idea
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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