k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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