So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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