Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
either way he was missing a nipple.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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