Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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