he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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