Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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