just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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