I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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