i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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