how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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