The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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