oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
They took my balls.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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