Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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