I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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