i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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