the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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