Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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