He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The Olympian is in my bed
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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