So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So many bounce houses so little time
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
