Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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