But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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